Are there really people – troubled, damaged, confused people – who want to wear JLS condoms? Where are these men who desire to have their most intimate acts endorsed by four preening, prancing, Nintendo Wii-hawking, X-Factor-bots? Who is it that wants the space between foreplay and fucking to be filled with the vision of those four soul-deficents staring back at you with the bovine vacancy standard to all singers anointed by Simon Cowell?
Still, at least something's no longer up for debate. JLS are a bunch of dickheads.
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